A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handlebars
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
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