A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. -Well, it was like this said the man. -I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it\'s rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife\'s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow\'s butt. Thats when I made my mistake. -What did you do?, asked the doctor. -Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, -Hey! This looks like yours!
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