The Puncture
In the evening a man drives his car when suddenly one of the tires punctures. The man stopped the car, went out and started to take off the wheel. Another man passed by and asked:
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- I'm taking off the wheel.
The man that passed by picks up a stone, throws into the car window and says:
- Then I will take the car radio!
The Suspect
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
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