A guy comes into my firm to retain us after he got arrested for armed robbery. He denied all the charges. So when we went down to the police station and the victim pointed him out as one of the five men that held up his store, this client was mad. “He’s lying!!! There were only four of us.”
Silver Spoons
A robber instructs his wife before the party:
- Don’t lay silver spoons on the table!
- Do you think the guests can steal them?
- No, I’m afraid they can recognize them!
The Car
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine."
"Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?"
"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."
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