Rabbit Jokes

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.

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In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.
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Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?

A: A receding hare line!
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
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Q: What airline do rabbits use?

A: British Hare-ways!
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Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

A: Deviled eggs!
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Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A: A 14 carrot ring!
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Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
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Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

A: They went on their bunnymoon!
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Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?

A: Hoppy disks!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A: A hare dryer!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!
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Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?

A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
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Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?

A: Hopscotch!
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Q: Where do rabbits work?

A: At IHOP restaurants!