How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."
At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them
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