Cow Jokes and Riddles

What do you get from a pampered cow?
(Spoiled milk!)

What do you call a cow with two legs?
(Lean beef!)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Ground beef!)

Where do cows go for entertainment?
(To the moo-vies!)

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)

What is a cow's favorite day?
(Moo-years Day!)

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An udder failure!)

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)

What happened to the lost cattle?
(Nobody's herd!)

Why can't you shock cows?
(They've herd it all!)

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
(He landed on the moooon!)