An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?"
"Blossom," answers the girl.
"Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?"
"Well, my mommy was pregnant and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom."
"Oh, that's so nice. What's your dog's name?"
"Porky."
"Why Porky?"
"Because he f**ks pigs."
I heard this 'story/joke' at least 35+ years ago and I still think it's funny in 2021. Someone also told me that it's a 'shaggy dog' story. Not sure if it falls under that category or not...
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