Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?A: It was feeling green!
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?A: Sep-timber!
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?A: A palm tree!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?A: They log in.
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?A: Leaf me alone!
Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?A: It's a corn-y one!
Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?A: Because it was being knotty
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?A: It started a new branch
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