In a bank




What’s the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim.
2. What do a banker and a slinky have in common?
They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
3. What’s the difference between a banker and a trampoline?
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline.

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