How to Cook - Funny Cooking Jokes

Chef's Special

Nigel: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Sally: Which is this?

How to Cook - or Not

Michael has no talent for cooking.  He has trouble with such simple tasks as peeling potatoes or slicing onions, even though he often insists on helping his wife in the kitchen.  Once he read a shopping list on which Greta had written, 'unhusked rice.'  Good lord, 'he sighed, 'what a job that's going to be'.

How Bachelors Cook - or Not

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. 'I got a cook book once', said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it.'

'Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second. 'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'

FootnoteHave you noticed with jokes, how one story reminds you of another.  This effect is even more noticeable if you tell jokes in pubs.  Well, the above joke reminded Will of the following true story.  Names have been changed to protect the guilty.