Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!
Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: The moo-vies!
Q: What do you call a tired cow?
A: Milked out!
Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.
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