China has a population of a billion people

China has a population of a billion people.

One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy,

there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys

Proud Texan Father

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years

Her husband had been slipping in and out for a coma for several months

Teacher is fed up

Teacher is fed up with the lack of effort in her so finally ask the class “stand up if you stupid” hoping to prove an important point.
Suddenly Billy stands.
The teacher asked “Billy are you stupid”?
Then he replies “NO, I just didn’t want you to stand up there all by yourself!!!!

Peter had six children and was very proud of his achievement

A Chinese man rings his boss

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens

Office Joke