Cat Joke

Q. What do cats read in the morning?
A. Mewspapers!

Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats!

Q. What is a cat's favourite color?
A. Purrr-ple

Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A. Catch!

Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A. To the mewseum.

Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A. Alley cats!

Q. Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
A. They only have one tail.

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies.

Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A. Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A. Because he's always spotted.