Bar One Liners

A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food in here." 
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?" A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out. A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar. A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it! A dyslexic guy walks into a bra. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, “For you, no charge!” 
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!