Bank Robbery

Bank Robbery
There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't
move, money belongs to the state, life
belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her "Please be
civilised!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus
only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we got", the
older robber rebutted and said, "You very
stupid, so much money, how to count,
tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications! "
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After the robbers left, the bank manager
told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait
wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we
embezzled into the amount the robbers
robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there
is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom -->
Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100
million RMB was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count 20
million RMB. The robbers were very angry
and complained "We risked our lives and
only took 20 million RMB, the bank
manager took 80 million RMB with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his loss in the CINOPEC shares
are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity -->
daring to take risks!"